Take care of your spellings & Don’t let the auto- dictionary ruin your life:
A family vacation with in-laws to beaches of Goa, resulted in divorce.
Husband posted a beautiful picture of his wife and Mother-in-Law on Facebook with the caption:
“Bitches of Goa”
😂😁😂
Women are so difficult .
Always changing their mind…
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men. At 60, they want helpful men.
Men are very simple..
Never change their taste…
under any changing condition.
At 18, they like pretty young girls.
At 25, they like pretty young girls.
At 30, they like pretty young girls.
At 40, they like pretty young girls.
At 50, they still like pretty young girls At 60, stll they like pretty young girls.
Dedicated : devoted n focused Men..
Only Women can handle this
Woman 1: She told me you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don’t tell her I told you she told me.
😅😝😜
The symptoms of Coronavirus are
sweating,
weakness,
diarrhoea
and stomach pains.
Basically it’s the same kind of feeling you get
when you see your wife checking your phone.
😉😀😋😂
Years ago, a Saint said to me,
“Son, you will have so much that you’ll not know where to keep,
you will be sharing and sharing,
and more will come to you.
You’ll have enough and more than you can ever handle.
It will never end …”
I was dam thrilled.
Today after many years I understood …
That he was talking about WhatsApp messages.
😁😂
☺😊😢
👉🏻
what is the first sign of getting old ??
Grey hair….
No
Loss of memory….
No
Wrinkles in face….
No
Doctors prescription and medicines
No
Baldness….
No, no, no
Then what ??????
when your wife stops suspecting you any more!!
Sometimes I think I am a film. Produced by my mother and father. Directed by my wife.
A wife is never dominating, it’s just that she loves her husband so much that she always forgets the difference between a suggestion and an order..
I had a fight with my wife today.
She called up her mother and said, “He fought with me again, I’m coming to live with you”
Her mother replied “No darling, he has to pay for his mistakes, I’m coming to live with you!”
If wives are popularly known as
‘Home Minister’, what should Husbands be called ?
External Affairs Minister’
Husband and Wife jokes 